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13.06.2025 06:03
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
No way
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good